Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Signs a Mac for Fan

January 23 2010, 1:21pm

No, Steve Ballmer didn't automatically pick up the MacBook and go into a furious rage when he was asked to sign a MacBook Pro for a fan. Surprisingly, he smiles, grabs a pen, and calmly signs the laptop.

Here's one possible scenario that didn't happen: "Steve would fly into a blind fury, grabbing the laptop and smashing it against a far wall with the force of ten men, laughing as the computer shattered and sparked out of existence."